If I don’t have sex soon I’m going die
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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
- me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*
- me: the suffering begins
- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here
being a girl is great bc i was thinking about sex today and no one could tell
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
i could literally sit n stare at myself in the mirror for hours like i’m that self obsessed
why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys
demons strengthen with numbers
